I wanted to be Ryan Reid...

 

Let's be honest, guys. When we watch porn, we all want to be in the protagonists' shoes; we like what we're watching, otherwise we wouldn't watch it. It's an unwritten rule of adult entertainment, and anyone who denies it is lying—and knows they're lying.
But each of us has our own favorite scenes. Al, for example, has always told me he’d take vows to become a priest just to fuck Jenna Haze inside the confessional like in ‘Jenna Haze Dark Side,’ or he’d settle for sharing the scene with another man just to be the star of a live double penetration with Tori Black. And since Tori has only done two double penetrations in her career, it would definitely be a major event.

What about me? To be honest, there are so many scenes I’ve imagined myself in. Recently, I had the chance to review Anna Claire Clouds’ spectacular scene in 'Whatever You Need', and that’s definitely a scenario I’d really love to be in. As for the actors, if I had to choose, Johnny Sins and Manuel Ferrara are at the top of my list. I’ve never been a huge fan of Rocco Siffredi (though obviously I’d let him fuck me), and I think Isiah Maxwell is fantastic.
And today, therefore, if I have to choose who I want to be, I’ve had no doubts since last fall after watching ‘Deadly Vows’ by Digital Playground. An absolutely dramatic series inspired by ‘Kill Bill,’ where the protagonist, left for dead, is saved at the last moment and becomes a fierce martial arts fighter, a killing machine, and takes revenge on her enemies. And of course, she fucks those enemies too. So I can say it: after watching this beautiful four-scene series, which won multiple awards at the latest AVN Awards, I said it out loud: “I wanted to be Ryan Reid.”

Ryan's performance is absolutely fantastic, even from an acting standpoint. By the way, the film features some absolutely stellar NonSex guest stars, like Jenna Haze—who, as it happens, plays a nun (it makes me laugh to think of my man becoming a priest just to fuck her)—and Tommy Pistol. But it's definitely Ryan Reid who carries the film and the plot. The Pittsburgh-born performer stars in two sex scenes, and both are fantastic. The first is with Ricky Johnson, and the second is with my beloved Isiah Maxwell—and that’s not all; it’s a foursome with three men, the other two being Damon Dice and Mazee.
Ladies reading this, if you watch this scene, you’ll understand why I wanted to be Ryan Reid. And you guys, I’m open to proposals for a reboot, but of course, you’ll just have to convince Isiah to participate.
Damn! I really am a slut… and it’s only Monday 😂.